I thought I would share the farm photo session rules and regulations with you, just so we're ALL clear how things are supposed to work around here. Should there be any questions at the end of this presentation, feel free to drop me a note.
Callio-Pea and Bad Boxcar Betty will demonstrate.
Let us begin.
Rule #1: Smile! Show me those pearly whites!
Rule #2: Don't be shy! Having your photo taken is fun! After all, you might just get to be famous!
Rule #3: Mind your manners! ...or if you're going to be silly, REALLY be silly!
Rule #4: Keep it clean, girls ... this is a family show.
Rule #5: Strike a pose, there's nothing to it.
Rule #6: Avoid eye contact with the set director. At all times.
Rule #7: No begging.
Rule #8: Stop action long enough for the photographer to get the shot....
Rule #8 Continued: ...from all angles.
Rule #9: When the light is just right, there's no time to waste. Now's the time to look your best.
Rule #10: Have fun! And don't forget Rule #1 - Smile!
